Origins of Super Jameson

Just your average teacher leaving his classroom one evening after a long day of enlightening high school seniors, Jameson heard a strange noise coming from the back on the building. He quickly hid in the shadows of the classroom wall and gently placed his ear against the wall to listen in on the conversation by the unexpected visitors. He overheard their plot to break into the school and steal the new computers from the computer lab next to his classroom. Jameson had never been the confrontational type but at this moment he knew he could not turn the other cheek and calling 911 would give the criminals time to get away with all of the school's newest prized possessions. Since it was a school he did not keep any weapons nearby but just in the nick of time he remembered that the school baseball team, which he coached, stored their team equipment in his classroom. He went over to the gear and chose to remove a baseball bat from a bag and he happened to choose the bat that hit the winning hit in their game earlier that day. He took a deep breath and hoped that the bat would bring a victory to the school just as it had in the game earlier that day. As he rushed around the corner with the "miracle bat" he caught the two thieves in the act, computers in hand, masks hiding their appearance. As Jameson raised the bat in preparation to defend himself and his school, the bat radiated electricity and gave quite the jolt to the two thieves. The jolt left them in shock on the floor at the feet of the brave teacher and he was able to call 911 and the thieves were taken away. Jameson didn't do anything more than raise his team's winning bat and it sent a shock that fought crime without even putting the bat to use. The bat is now used by every player on the baseball team and is kept in close proximity to Jameson when he stays late in the classroom.